Tiny Toilet

Overheard from the minions as they play 'Minecraft' on the Xbox in the playroom...

JB "I have a gold toilet, a gold bed and a gold chair."

BW "...How do you use it?"

JB continuing on as though BW hadn't said a word "...and it's such a tiny toilet. It's weird but cool. It came from a Pirate."

(continued video game noises and cheering from the boy and the girl continues on without missing a beat) "... really, it's a VERY tiny toilet. But it's golden. And tiny."