The boy discovered Minecraft.
While there are times that he drives us nearly to the edge of sanity with his detailed soliloquies, explanations and show-n-tells about what is going on in the game, there are times that he excitedly utters phrases that keep us in stitches and render it a challenge to remain 'incognito'.
These are a few that we were able to 'capture' during one extended session this spring break.
"Why would you find an ocelot in the woods?!"
"You're only on version 1.53?!"
"I guess when you have quantum armor, horses are kind of pointless."
"I have a space port, but right now it's being invaded by zombies."
"I wouldn't recommend burning your own house."
"See if you can defeat that golden zombie pig man with the diamond sword."
"You need a splash potion of weakness then give them a poison apple."
Yes, indeed. The game does bring out the nerd in him.
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