Method of ruining my children #459;
JB, sharing that the reason why she wakes up in the middle of the night is due to the little spider who has now taken residence under her bed... my response.
"Oh. Well. That isn't a problem. When you sleep, you fart, and the horrible, horrible, smell makes them run away and never come back."
"Really?" she asked happily.
"Of course... I'm your mama. Would I lie to you?"
"Oh. Well. That isn't a problem. When you sleep, you fart, and the horrible, horrible, smell makes them run away and never come back."
"Really?" she asked happily.
"Of course... I'm your mama. Would I lie to you?"
And with that she skipped away, humming to herself.
I'm so going to hell.
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