One-Hand-Willie

"Don't go to bed with that rubber band on your wrist JB."

"Why not Daddy?"

"It'll make your hand fall off."

"Huh-uh."

"Did I ever introduce you to One-Hand-Willie?"

"No, who's that?"

"I went to high school with him, he fell asleep once with a rubber band on his wrist. Woke up in the morning and his hand plum fell off."

"Was it his writing hand?" JB asked, alarmed.

"Yep."

"So what did he do for a hand?"

"He got a hook."

"Can you introduce me to Willie?"

"I'll see if he's in town."

"Maybe we could have a picnic."

"We should bring olives, he likes to eat olives with his hook."

"THAT is so cool!"