Va-Jara?

Overheard conversation while driving to the Post Office.

JB: Mama, what's the difference between boy's and girls?

Mama: You know the difference, I'm not going over it again, right now.

BW: It's their necks, JB.

JB: What?! (mama, silently echoing the sentiment)

BW: When babies are born, they are little and tight like a ball. You don't want to disturb them, so you look at their necks. That's how you tell if it's a boy or girl.

JB: Their necks? So if it's blue it's a boy and pink if it's a girl?

BW: Exactly. Then when they are bigger, and you can stretch them out, you can look and see if they have a penis or a va-jara. But until everything is grown up, you have to rely on their necks. Boys have a penis, girls have a va-jara.

Seriously. You can not make this up.